Sarcastic, Sassy, Psych Nurse
GUYS I CONVERTED AN ANTI-VAXXER!

wayfaringmd:

pa-c:

Her kid got the MMR, and she declared, “I want you to be his regular doctor!”

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Medblrs unite in applause for victory!

So, from a doc's perspective,what are the most annoying/dumbest things nurses do?

wayfaringmd:

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You must think I’m stupid. 

Wayfaring knows better than to tread on nurses. 

Honestly though, there’s not anything “annoying” or “dumb” I can think of that applies to all nurses. Sure, individuals do things that get on my nerves, but that’s really more about the individual than their job description. 

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

housewifeswag:

she’s so beautiful.

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

How meta.

arabellesicardi:

oneweekoneband:

My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.

(We’re doing this first. I would say “getting it out of the way” but that is a disservice and also wrong, but it is sort of the knee-jerk My Chem word-association-game answer song, so we’re doing this first.)

It is important to name your demons. It is important to put a face on anything you intend to fight. 

When My Chem broke up I was on vacation, in DC. I spent a lot of that weekend crying privately, and a lot of it drinking and crying publicly, and several of my friends thought it would be really funny and fun to scream-sing “I’m Not Okay” to me all weekend. This is the song, for a lot of people, that embodies what they don’t like about My Chemical Romance. You know these people. They sing it in a whine, or they pretend they don’t know the words. Don’t be fooled. They know the words, and they hate it, and they hate this song because it was (is) so goddamn important.

Everyone fucking loves it, is the thing. This is why everyone hates “I’m Not Okay.” Because the first time you heard it something inside your heart flipped over, squeezed tight, started beating harder and brighter and louder. Because it made you admit it. I’m not okay. I’m not okay, and it’s not bowed, it’s not beaten, it’s a scream. It’s defiant. I’m not o-fucking-kay and there is no apology. This is a thing I will come back to a lot over the week, but My Chemical Romance is really, really good at making you feel good about being sad, and not in a weird, damaging way that glamorizes it or entrenches it or anything like that. It’s cathartic. It is an exorcism. Name your demons. I’m not okay. 

My Chemical Romance has always been about drama - there has always been this element of camp, of ~performance~ in a sense that goes beyond just physically performing, in everything they do. Remember, this is a band that literally built themselves on a foundation of saving the world, and I will talk more about that later, but “I’m Not Okay” was a battle cry. Their first single in the mainstream world, and look at this video. “I don’t wanna make it,” Gerard says. “I just wanna-” Guitar. When they were filming, they had planned for him to say “I just wanna rock,” but at the last minute they cut it out. They left it open, left it bare. I just wanna. I can’t tell you how important that is to me, I just wanna. A lot of being depressed, for me, was not wanting things - not wanting anything, regardless of what it was. “I’m Not Okay” gave me I’m not okay but it also gave me I just wanna, it let me leave that sentence unfinished. Sometimes you don’t need to want a thing. Sometimes you don’t know what you want. Sometimes it is enough to be alive, to want in its barest, broadest sense, and to recognize that you are fucked up right now and maybe it’s permanent and maybe it’s not but it is yours and you own it and you can scream it from the rooftops anytime you want. My Chemical Romance will love you for it. 

this is the soundtrack to my work, i do all my best writing and makeupping 2 this exact song. this is my feminist anthem 

theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:


thischick25:


This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…


men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.


THE NOTES ON THIS


because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.

THE NOTES ON THIS

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because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on

WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

secretsf0rabuck:

thatpunkrockerkid:

flamma-spei:

theludicrousrival:

car-one-responding:

service-with-humility:

originalslimjim:

service-with-humility:

chooligan:

The Pt jumped out in front of our ambulance almost getting run over. Then said he didn’t feel good. This is what we saw… Yeh, he didn’t feel good…
Nance

Hoooly shit

What’s the 233 number? Bpm?

Yeah dude, and the bottom is the BP

Whut.

It’s like his heart is doing the goddamn Cotton Eye Joe

Where did you come from where did you go where did you come from YOU BETTER NOT CODE

So for the people who are not medically trained this is generally NOT a healthy person

Omg cotton eye code hahaha

secretsf0rabuck:

thatpunkrockerkid:

flamma-spei:

theludicrousrival:

car-one-responding:

service-with-humility:

originalslimjim:

service-with-humility:

chooligan:

The Pt jumped out in front of our ambulance almost getting run over. Then said he didn’t feel good. This is what we saw… Yeh, he didn’t feel good…

Nance

Hoooly shit

What’s the 233 number? Bpm?

Yeah dude, and the bottom is the BP

Whut.

It’s like his heart is doing the goddamn Cotton Eye Joe

Where did you come from where did you go where did you come from YOU BETTER NOT CODE

So for the people who are not medically trained this is generally NOT a healthy person

Omg cotton eye code hahaha

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